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Hi, my name is Daniel Jones (Dan or Dani to people I know), I am 14 Years old and live in a hole of a town called Rhyl in North Wales.I go to Ysgol Glan Clwyd in St.Asaph and I can speak Welsh. I'm 5 ,11" and I've got blue eyes.I've got one 11 year old brother called Mark, loads of cousins. Yo to all these people:The Devil,Total Dave, The God of all life, The big brown belly,Azz,Asleigh and Marie,Daf,Huw,The Barr and Bethan pooh.If you are not listed here then you can't be important enough,or you can complain by E-mailing me at [email protected]. Some Irish jokes: What's three miles long,green,and has an IQ of 10? The St.Patricks day parade. Did you here about the Irishman who wanted to be buried at sea? Six of his mates died whilst trying to dig a hole! Paddy arrived Heathrow airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks.An airline employee asked him if he was homesick. "No", replied Paddy, "I've lost all of my luggage!" "How did that happen?" the man asked. "The corks fell out", said Paddy. An Irishman stumbles out of a bar and is spoted by a policeman.The constable approaches.... Constable:"Can I help ya lad?" Man:"Yea, ssssomebody ssstole my car!" Constable:"Well,wheer was ya car the last time ya saw it?" Man:"It twas at the end of tiss key!" Just then the constable notices that the Irishman has his manhood out. Constable:"Hey,ar ya aware ya exposing yaself?" Man:"Ooh God, they got me girl too!" | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Things I like include playing Rugby for Denbigh R.F.C. and North Wales.I play Second row, number 8 or inside centre.Music takes up about 50% of my life.I play the Piano and the guitar and use a Marshall G30 RCD and a Yamaha Pacifica 112 as my rig.I like a few types of music which are Rock, R+B and Trance.My favourite rock groups are Stereophonics Oasis,and Semisonic.My favourite Trance groups are Bedrock and Gourella and my favourite DJ is Ferry Corsten. | |||||||||||||||||||
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